User Profile

I'm jaded but oh so lovely
I'm confusing as hell
I'm north and south
And I'll probably never have it all figured out
I'm not lost.

I think in cursive, and speak softly. I'm postmodern,
preordained, paranoid, and presumptuous. I'm an anxious
nervous wreck, waiting to steal your glances. I'm a fully
loaded narcissist, screaming in syntax. I live my life
strategically irrational on a double standard. I
have a mild case of morbid retrospection as well as
ornithophobia. I constantly drag my feet, and I despise
it. I'm an existentialist to the absolute max.
I admit my hair is unceasingly funky, and looks a
hot mess. I carefully make impressions and judgments
through observation. I have a tendency to
think before I speak, And I don't feel sympathy for
others. I love to go exceedingly fast and am cognizant to
the fact that I only reach my destination a few
seconds faster. Your opinions are welcomed, but highly
irrelevant, because the only standards that will
ever matter happen to be my own.

In case you didn't know i'm Jessica.
a one girl brigade spreading cancer plague.


I hate driving. Therefore, if you want to hang out, I suggest you offer to drive as well. Otherwise, have fun playing by yourself.

I'm one of the few people who appreciate beauty without resorting to compulsive masturbation and/or general "getting-laid-tactics", which puts me in the category of either androgynous and/or primarily asexual, strange and/or lonely, or as I like to put it, Quentin Tarentino-like.

Just because I'm lonely, doesn't mean the whole world has to be, right? In short, if you are beautiful, cute, altruistic, talented, wise, strong, fast, athletic, destructive, evil, vicious, humble, and righteous or possess anything rightfully human, then you are welcome to my sad little page of misery.

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